Theresa · Mather

Between the Snake River Farms Berkshire pork Basque chorizo I had for lunch and the ancho chili chicken a la Too Hot Tamales I made for dinner, I have an amazing case of heartburn in spite of three maximum strength Tums. The bright-as-day moonlight streaming through the windows doesn't help in the sleep department much either. On the non-moon related bright side, I wouldn't have discovered the parody infomercials Adult Swim is running were I not awake at this hour. Between Icelandic Ultra Blue's "jingle contest" and the cash-for-Nazi-gold bit, I at least am amused.

(LOL spell check doesn't recognize the word "chorizo" and wants me to change it to chorus, chores, Chrissy, Shiraz, Cherie, shores or Cheril's.... and suggests anchor,inch, Sancho, arch, ache, echo or Manchu as what I really meant by "ancho" yet it still can't solve the your/you're there/they're/their bear/bare dilemma. Ain't this stupid world of invasive and time-wasting technology we all use like it's some kind of virtue grand? heh heh)